Chris' Crazy Price Clearance
Meet Chris, Storemart’s industrious warehouse manager. Chris goes crazy when there’s excess stock, so he’s demanded further discounts at equally crazy prices! Here is where you’ll find extreme bargains on brand new retail security goods, ridiculously marked down to ensure they fly out the door.
Be sure to check back regularly, as he rips through the warehouse marking stock down!
Take advantage of these specials while stocks last... because at the end of the day, Chris’ sanity is all we care about.